Woe #10: Honeymoon, shmoneymoon

Hon-ey-moon (noun): A vacation spent together by a newly married couple.

Money sucks.
And, we'll never have enough of it.
(But I'm going to save that rant for another day.)

Trevie wants to do this for our honeymoon:

I've never been on a cruise before, but Trev has been on two and he's loved them. He is bound and determined that we're going on a cruise for our honeymoon. Bound and determined. Possible destinations would be the Caribbean or the Bahamas. And apparently, if we pay for our cruise tickets, my lovely almost mother-in-law will pay for our plane tickets.

Buttt, I would be ok with one of these three locations:

New York City

Hawaii

Cancun, Mexico

All three locations seem like a hoot to me. New York City means Broadway shows, Central Park, shopping, fine dining, Times Square, and taxi cabs. Hawaii means beaches, water, Pearl Harbor, bike rides down volcanoes, and the Polynesian Cultural Center. And Cancun means even more beaches, water, resorts, and out of the country.

Honeymoon. Great idea.

Too bad we don't have extra money to spare on one.

Boo-boo, I'm a spoiled brat. Woe #10: Honeymoon, shmoneymoon.